Its Just A Grand 'Ol Time!

These are not in ny particular order...

What I want to say:

1. People flash Ms. Serensky

2. As a class we openly fantasize about stuffing Ms. Serensky in a closet with Harriet Jacobs

3. You learn how to cut people off

4. You get a lot of candy…more than anyone could have imagined

5. You play games with sirens and lights

6. You become fluent in “Quoting” and switch between that and English daily throughout class

7. MORE QUOTE SHEETS

8. Ms. Serensky daily makes fun of people

9. Ms. Serensky transforms you into up and coming famous bloggers!!

10. You get to hear really random people sing in front of the class for “Bobbie’s Blog Banter”

What I should Say:

1. It prepares you really really well for college…at least I am told.

2. There’s no other feeling in the world like walking into an A.P. test 100% sure you will pass.

3. You learn more in depth of books then even the authors knew/know.

4. Gives you something to do in your “free time”-that phrase is a nail biter at this point.

5. You get to buy a really cool journal?

6. You learn how to jab in hard hitting comments, or if speaking during discussions doesn’t work out for you, you learn how to sit silently through a 50 minute class.

7. By the time you turn in your first data sheet, everyone is so delirious that it makes for some good stories.

8. You can bring it up anywhere, with anyone, at any time, and people will either freak out (non-AP), or it will turn into a lengthy conversation (A.P.)

9. You get to spend some quality time with Ms. Serensky.

10. Its WAYYYY more fun than A.P. English 11