Its About Time That I Address Some Very Important People...

Who? I will for lack of better words refer to them as “FUN SUCKERS”. These people suck the fun (even momentarily) out of my life. Now many of these people I admire, or even am related to, but sometimes the people closest to us suck the most fun out of us. How so, you may be asking. There are many ways fun suckers suck fun. I have for organizational reasons, compartmentalized them by tactic. If you have any prominent suckers of fun to add to the ever growing list, feel free to add them! With each fun sucker, I have given an example of a fun suck.

Buzz kill-ers

1. Miss Serensky- “Could someone pass out the journals please”

2. Mr. Hamid-“You actually do have rehearsal tonight”

3. Tina Moran-“You look like you just raised from the dead”

4. Mom-“I will get to go to the red carpet for one of you someday (Corey and Casey)maybe you can take the pictures Carly

5. Kids I babysit-“You are the meanest worst babysitter in the world…ever”

6. Thomas Donley-“My SOAPSTone is 56 pages, how many is yours?”

7. Mom-“Corey is my favorite child, he’s going to be famous someday”

8. Mary Beth-“ I can’t picture you at Syracuse it’s just not YOU”

9. Random Senior- (Throws bosco-stick at me during sophomore lunch)

Guilt Trippers

1. Mr. Hamid-“Guys sorry I am not that calm...my wife is pregnant”

2. Ms. Serensky-“I am doing this for you…you are becoming smarter people right now”

3. Paula (director of the musical)-“alright, well it wasn’t awful”

4. Girls at the lunch table staying in state for college-“ I just don’t want to put the pressure of a $50,000 a year school on my parents, it’s not fair

School Staff

1. Ms. Serensky-“no books for the in-class tomorrow”

2. Student email-“You have one unread message from Bobbie Jo Serensky”

3. Ms. Salyers-“SERIOUSLY? Why are you guys not studying”

4. Mrs. Serazin-“The pictures we submitted to Governor’s art show will definitely be back in time for spring art show, there’s not way they will make it past states, that never happens”

5. Mrs. Salyers-“it’s a big test, really big, good luck”

6. Mr. Hamid-“The rave cannot be April 9^th that is the week before Tech week for the musical”

7. Mrs. Hancock- “Does it look like Mr. Immarino is busy?”

8. Mrs. Wooden-“You are not allowed to leave unless I speak to a parent”

9. Mr. Thompson-“So I know the school breathalyses, but what do you guys think about bringing in drug dogs?”

So to all of the fun suckers, I just wanted to acknowledge your fun sucking in a calm and collected manner. Stop fun sucking! Thank you.